![]() ![]() And with that masterful setting of tone, we press on. In that there’s actual gameplay that it’s possible to lose and puzzles you have to think about and you’re not just hammering the skip dialog button with one hand and rubbing your little hairy chapstick with the other. So don’t go filling the comments with visual novel recommendations just ‘cos I’m doing a visual novel, now, I only like the Ace Attorney games because of the ways they differ from most visual novels. And when I go there I usually stick to the low fat yoghurt option because it’s only ever the exceptions that I seem to like. And its variety of flavours and hair colours all kinda taste the same when buried under a pile of gummi bears and blatant fetishisation. It’s a fun treat now and again but if you go there every day you’ll end up fat and disgusting and being used as a cautionary example for the benefit of the small children with whom you share a hobby. Look, anime is like an ice cream parlour. “Ooh Yahtzee if you liked Ys 9 so much you should try Wonderful Party Balloon Romance Panic IV as well!” Oh god, you’re all so fucking greasy you’re turning my front lawn into Sauerkraut just by standing on it. Anime fans are like vegans without the moral superiority or the – no actually, about the same body odour. Hey, if you like sputtering one out to greasy cartoon tits that jiggle like semi-sentient party balloons then more power to you, just seems weird to get so evangelical about it. ![]() I worry I’ve been doing too much weeb shit lately. We have a merch store as well! Visit the store for brand new ZP merch. ![]()
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